I see you over there monSTARin' at my witchy-ass plantlife hoodie! Take a cute lil snap, it'll last longer! ...Or you could just...buy your own... Oh look -- here's one!



(p.s. the plant is a Monstera...so like...it's a play on words. Like, what are you staring at -- but this time it's like 1,000% more clever).

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!